Tongue twisters

Assignment for Declamation: write a tongue twister. I found these two gems of Wikiwisdom. Be careful where you attempt them!


I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate,
And I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come.

I'm a sheet slitter
If sheets need slitting,
Sheets I slit.

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